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crows call me breadlady

hi! i'm diana. i run this place.

i've used the fediverse for about seventeen years. i don't think about my posts anymore, i just kick it from my head.

send a follow request but this account is really just for friends and family.

oh and i almost forgot: cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind!

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trash dragon cum spigot

me: *rips incredibly loud and extended ass in bed*

my wife: fave. boost.

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cute tits haver

@garbados hypocrite that you are, you trust the memetics in your shitposts to tell you that they are memetics

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why am i working on it, you ask? in this indifferent universe is anything truly explicable?

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she minion on my gru until i rise? look i’m working on it ok

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hey i’m sorry about this in advance but she rise on my minion until i gru

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just want to sleeb and make compuder

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maloki

Happy Death to the United States of America day. ☠

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cute tits haver

@garbados kill bix lillion demons

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remaking RWBY as KBLD

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the kinds of reactions a goddess should invoke, honestly 💅

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people are always looking at me in public and it’s like virtually all in three buckets:
- lust
- fear
- envy

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shoutout to the guy who looked at me with an uncomfortable sense of recognition when i said too loud “eggs are always like, who doesn’t want to be a woman” good luck out there babe

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Tires Official :verified:​

being a woman is gonna rock so fucking hard

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selfie 

coming at you from the jet set radio / fallout crossover

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getting a lot of questions already answered by my “THIS IS MY SKIN I GREW IT MYSELF” shirt

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wojack? why don’t you wojack me off 🙄

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i'm giraffes??

left unity is when you stop using big game dev frameworks and roll your own

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trash dragon cum spigot

if yr a kobold then u stinky

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aka ginger

thankful so many people continue to use #FediBlock

not happy about the amount of shitty people and overall servers there are to block lmao

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centerless, i approach the formless
unseen, i approach the heart

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