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crows call me breadlady

hi! i'm diana. i run this place.

i've used the fediverse for about seventeen years. i don't think about my posts anymore, i just kick it from my head.

send a follow request but this account is really just for friends and family.

oh and i almost forgot: cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind!

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Ash Furrow

I have sad news: mastodon.technology will be shutting down by the end of 2022. Access will be restricted no earlier than December 1.

More details here: https://ashfurrow.com/blog/mastodon-technology-shutdown/

I encourage you to export your data and migrate to a new server as soon as possible.

Thank you to everyone who trusted me as their admin. This was a difficult decision. I wish I could continue, but I can't.

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Be

What happens when lightning bolts unionize? 

They strike.

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wikihow to write lyrics

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Tel but on Misskey

The great foe of #pisscrew

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LB: holy fucking shit are you insane

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post season :mariners:

Zelensky: NATO should preemptively strike Russia

> "Preemptive strikes are needed so that they know what awaits them if they use nuclear weapons. Not the other way around, waiting for Russia's nuclear strikes and then saying, 'oh, you've done that, then get this,'" he said on Thursday, speaking via video link at Australia's think tank, the Lowy Institute.

https://en.interfax.com.ua/news/general/863548.html

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crows call me breadlady

you want good posts? yaint gonna find em here

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mama a-mia it’s uh mareeyo

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Mr beast Gaming 2

this pizza hut ad just made a trigger warning joke at me. it's time to start the killing.

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chris pratt is a hologram, pass it on

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buddy they don’t even let me fuck the money pile

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fucking the money pile can harm the integrity of your financial institution

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why are ethics important to the financial system? *fart noises*

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what are ethics? in the financial services industry,

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how many lithium ion batteries do i need to salvage before i can bait the cia into doing a coup? asking for a friend (me)

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*resurrects your instance cute and gayly*

How much lithium does the average home have

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you’re telling me there’s a thousand islands in this dressing? holy mother of god

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WIFE GAL

in night city, you can email anyone's wife

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starwall [mastoween]

I'm hoping and praying Chris Pratt is going to nail an offensively over the top Italian accent for Mario 🤞🤞🤞

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jake vs the law m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2xakGZv

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