crows call me breadlady @garbados@herd.bovid.space

hey techbros, if you want to build a scraper or search engine, here's a life hack for ya: just point that thing at mastodon.social / mastodon.online and literally nobody will complain

the flagship instances of Website Boy's Elephant Ride have been notably absent from discussion of the scraper problem. they rarely defederate even the worst serial harasser channer trash instances, so what are the odds they'll do anything about you?

I just said “slormping soump” out loud to myself. Fuck you, Mastodon. >:|

damn tho I'm cute milf

FORBIDDEN LYCHEE

what's that, brave and attractive warrior? you'd protect me, but you have no weapon? just reach sensually into my chest, beyond the bounds of physics, and withdraw from me a sparkling green blade, representative of the deadly grace of my very soul, hold it firmly in your callused fighter's hands, and defend us both

You don't have to have an unsucked dick to work here...but it helps!

feeling princessive and protectable

my bird son's bird son has come to ask me for peanuts and he's brought his mate I'm so proud :,)

new blog entry, this time poetry

# Ode to the Worms Crawling Through the Skull of the Last Capitalist, Rotting Beneath the Earth

https://garbados.github.io/my-blog/ode.html

#poetry #anticapitalism

Landl*rds

jigglin wife wigglin life

[incredulously] omg bitch did u just Moo at me?!